I realized today that with absolute certainty that I am a disgruntled person.  People who act obnoxious, stupid, hasty, and without due consideration immediately incite me to not take their case to heart and help them to the best of my ability. (In layman’s terms, they piss me off.)
This is true both at work, and [...]

Ok, so I’m selling some TV’s.  I realized that I HATE CRAIGSLIST!  Any of you cheap bastards reading this, stop reading now!  You’re too cheap to take the free advice that I am giving to you!
Now that those bastards have left, I will relay this fun engaging, mind stupifying conversation with those who may actually enjoy it.
I received this innocuous email from this “dude”.
Is [...]